----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, September 21, 2008 3:02 PM
Fwd: FW: he's got my vote!
IS MY PLATFORM:
'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned.
English is the official language; speak it or
wait at the border until you can.
We will immediately go into a two year
isolationist posture to straighten out the
country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We
will use the 'Wal-Mart's
policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
When imports are allowed, there will be a 100%
import tax on it.
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All retired military personnel will be required
to man one of our many observation towers on the
southern border. (Six month tour) They will be
under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND
Social security will immediately return to its
original state. If you didn't put nuttin in,
you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor
any other politician will not be able to touch
Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays
at the end of the 40 hour school week and the
successful completion of urinalysis and a
Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST
time you check positive you're banned for life.
- We will adopt the Turkish method, the first
time you steal, you lose your right hand. There
is no more life sentences. If convicted, you
will be put to death by the same method
you chose for your victim; gun, knife,
strangulation, etc .
export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs
to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact
price of a barrel of oil.
foreign aid using American taxpayer money will
immediately cease, and the saved money will pay
off the national debt and ultimately lower
taxes. When disasters occur around the world,
we'll ask the American people if
they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each
citizen can make the decision whether it's a
The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day
at school and every day in Congress.
National Anthem will be played at all
appropriate ceremonies, sporting events,
Sorry if I
stepped on anyone's toes, but a vote for me will
get you better than what you have, and better
than what you're gonna get. Thanks for
listening, and remember to write in my name on
the ballot in November.
'A ship in a harbor is safe.
But that is not what
ships are built for.'